Bend it like Beckham (JR.)

June 4, 2017 |  By Mishka

The Giants began their summer camp training the week before memorial day. That means the season of new Odell news almost every week has just begun! Fresh off the heels of signing a brand new, $25 million dollar Nike contract, Odell is in the middle of drama; having opted to miss practice in order to keep the company of Iggy Azaela and Amber Rose:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BERMUDA DUNES, CA – APRIL 14: Odell Beckham Jr. (L) and Amber Rose attends Midnight Garden After Dark at the NYLON Estate on April 14, 2017 in Bermuda Dunes, California. (Photo by Joshua Blanchard/Getty Images for NYLON Media)

Beautiful.

But before we can look forward and speculate at the new events in the Giants universe-

We have to look at the last few seasons and see how it has been a very Odell couple of years indeed.

 

 

Let’s Begin.

12/30/15- Giants play the undefeated Panthers. Odell Beckham replaces James Harrison as my favorite player after tripping, slapping and head-butting Josh Norman.

 

 

9/25/16- Giants Lose to Washington- Odell puts up 121 yards and fights net. Josh Norman continues to be a dick.

 

May 2nd 2016- Odell is forced to sit next to the dreaded Lena Dunham at the Met Gala. Despite the obvious slight by whoever does the seating at the Met Gala, Odell maintains pose by zeroing in on instagram and avoiding eye contact with Lena the whole time. Ms. Dunham later feels the need to address Odell’s total rejection of her publicly by stating “I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused” Of course he seemed confused, Lena- unless you’re a model you aren’t worthy to Sex the Becks.

NEW YORK, NY – FEBRUARY 02: Actress Lena Dunham attends the New York Premiere of the Sixth & Final Season of “Girls” at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on February 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

August 16 2016 – Odell Beckham Jr. turns down dancing with the stars because he doesn’t want to give any fuel to the haters. Makes a statement to Mike Francesa:

“Dancing With The Stars was an opportunity to do. And it was like, I really, I would love to do it but I don’t to do that, right, and have them [critics] ready for the excuse to, if anything were to happen this season, ‘Ohhhh he’s too focused what he’s doing in the outside world. And his fame. Whatever fame means. I had Fame tatted on me my freshman year in college. ‘Forgive All My Enemies or Forget All My Enemies’. Either way it goes.”

August 21, 2016 – Odell Beckham is rumored to have romantic ties to both Khloe Kardashian and Demi Lovato. Keeps both on deck for awhile until they bore him- then proceeds to kick both to the curb so they can move onto lesser, more pitiful men.

NEW YORK, NY – MAY 15: Khloe Kardashian attends the 2017 NBCUniversal Upfront at Radio City Music Hall on May 15, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA – FEBRUARY 12: Recording artist Demi Lovato at The 59th Annual GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for FIJI Water)

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