Bend it like Beckham (JR.)

The Giants began their summer camp training the week before memorial day. That means the season of new Odell news almost every week has just begun! Fresh off the heels of signing a brand new, $25 million dollar Nike contract, Odell is in the middle of drama; having opted to miss practice in order to keep the company of Iggy Azaela and Amber Rose:

Beautiful.

But before we can look forward and speculate at the new events in the Giants universe-

We have to look at the last few seasons and see how it has been a very Odell couple of years indeed.

Let’s Begin.

12/30/15- Giants play the undefeated Panthers. Odell Beckham replaces James Harrison as my favorite player after tripping, slapping and head-butting Josh Norman.

9/25/16- Giants Lose to Washington- Odell puts up 121 yards and fights net. Josh Norman continues to be a dick.

May 2nd 2016- Odell is forced to sit next to the dreaded Lena Dunham at the Met Gala. Despite the obvious slight by whoever does the seating at the Met Gala, Odell maintains pose by zeroing in on instagram and avoiding eye contact with Lena the whole time. Ms. Dunham later feels the need to address Odell’s total rejection of her publicly by stating “I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused” Of course he seemed confused, Lena- unless you’re a model you aren’t worthy to Sex the Becks.

August 16 2016 – Odell Beckham Jr. turns down dancing with the stars because he doesn’t want to give any fuel to the haters. Makes a statement to Mike Francesa:

“Dancing With The Stars was an opportunity to do. And it was like, I really, I would love to do it but I don’t to do that, right, and have them [critics] ready for the excuse to, if anything were to happen this season, ‘Ohhhh he’s too focused what he’s doing in the outside world. And his fame. Whatever fame means. I had Fame tatted on me my freshman year in college. ‘Forgive All My Enemies or Forget All My Enemies’. Either way it goes.”

August 21, 2016 – Odell Beckham is rumored to have romantic ties to both Khloe Kardashian and Demi Lovato. Keeps both on deck for awhile until they bore him- then proceeds to kick both to the curb so they can move onto lesser, more pitiful men.